butttom:

i literally want him to spit on me

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stripped-niall:

people who

  1. meet members of one direction in back gardens
  2. meet members of one direction in shopping centres
  3. meet members of one direction at service stations
  4. meet members of one direction on the street
  5. meet members of one direction in supermarkets
  6. meet members of one direction

teach me. tEACH ME HOW

(via ratedhforharry)

clinicalum:

Boyfriend Luke picking you up from school in his hot sports car but only wearing a flannel, ripped jeans and flip flops and those shades ridiculously hanging on his neck and young teenage girls would giggle and act cute as they walk past him but he only has his eyes on you and once he sees you he would immediately wrap his arms around your waist and crash his lips on yours making all those girls jealous aND IDEK BYE

hOW DARE YOU

(via hemmosquiff)

thestoryofpatlife:

Imagine Luke sees you with another guy and this is his reaction.

cAN YOU NOT

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thestoryofpatlife:

Imagine Luke sees you with another guy and this is his reaction.

cAN YOU NOT

(via hemmosquiff)

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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(via ratedhforharry)

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hemmosquiff)

Timestamp: 1410761095

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hemmosquiff)

but i wouldnt even mind like..

(Source: bibifolchi, via hemmosquiff)

Timestamp: 1410760733

but i wouldnt even mind like..

(Source: bibifolchi, via hemmosquiff)

saberspinner:

mobabyducky:

MY HEART

I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol

(Source: sizvideos, via hemmosquiff)

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saberspinner:

mobabyducky:

MY HEART

I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol

(Source: sizvideos, via hemmosquiff)

bruisesfrombabes:

samiiiiiraxo:

m-moneyyy:

sensxal-bliss:

dalandofmilkandhoney:

#curved

accurate.

truuu

lmfao

An actual photo of my convos. 

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

Timestamp: 1410760348

bruisesfrombabes:

samiiiiiraxo:

m-moneyyy:

sensxal-bliss:

dalandofmilkandhoney:

#curved

accurate.

truuu

lmfao

An actual photo of my convos. 

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

georgiaokweeffe:

death-pup:

quickweaves:

Who wrote this

this is art

IM SCREAMING

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

Timestamp: 1410760334

georgiaokweeffe:

death-pup:

quickweaves:

Who wrote this

this is art

IM SCREAMING

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

jellyfish-ghoul:

perkygeekyfangirl:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

i can here the hetalia fandom running towards us in the distance

*Demonic ‘Nee Nee Papa’s in the distance*

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

Timestamp: 1410760247

jellyfish-ghoul:

perkygeekyfangirl:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

i can here the hetalia fandom running towards us in the distance

*Demonic ‘Nee Nee Papa’s in the distance*

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

(via peanut-butter-sexual)

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mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

(via peanut-butter-sexual)